You’ve inspired me though. While you were busy flaunting around town I created an iOS app called “Stood App”. Stood App is a place to keep track of all of the people that stood you up in life. It scraps the internet for their location and occupation. It then saves the list to the cloud. The lists are distributed to a company local to each of those people on the list and sends a real person to their place of employment each day to announce what a dickhead that person is, and that their days are numbered. This happens indefinitely until the person in question has been eliminated.